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    SCHOOL -- 1965 vs. 2011
    Scenario: Johnny and Tom get into a fistfight after school.

    1965 - Crowd gathers. Tom wins. Johnny and Tom shake hands and end up buddies.

    2011 - Police called, arrests Johnny and Tom. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. Both children go to anger management programs for 3 months. School board hold meeting to impliment bullying prevention programs

    Scenario: Robbie won't be still in class, disrupts other students.

    1965 - Robbie sent to office and given 6 wacks by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

    2011 - Robbie given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. Robbie's parents get disability payments and School gets extra funding from state because Robbie has a disability.

    Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

    1965 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

    2011 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison.

    Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.

    1965 - Mark gets glass of water from Principal to take aspirin with.

    2011 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.

    Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane, blows it up.

    1965 - Plane blown to little plastic bits.

    2011- State Police, Federal Police & Anti-terrorism Squad called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, Feds investigate parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated. Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

    Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.

    1965 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

    2011 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.


    The sad part is, this is true today.
    "Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.

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    that is pretty dang close to the truth.no,it is the truth.good one
    Beer,its not just for breakfast

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    • #3
      1965- executive at Exxon hugs secretary because he along w/ everybody else in office likes her big boooobs. secretary laughs and goes to 3 for 1 happy hour w/ rest of office at 5.

      2011- executive hugs secretary w/ the big booobs and gets sued for sexual harassment, gets fired by Exxon. Secretary gets big settlement, gets big promotion and goes for a single drink because there is no longer such a thing a 3 for 1 happy hours thanks to MADD.

      1965--President Johnson gets secretary to come sit on his lap in Oval office (daily routine). Turns out the lights for the rest of the afternoon and breaks open the Scotch.

      2011-- Dictator and Comrade Obama .......oh sheet nevermind.

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      • #4
        .... CONTINUED FROM JT'S POST:

        2011: Dictaster and Comrade Obama speaks Mandarin Chinese perfectly-turns out he's a ChiComm plant and basis for Hollywood Movie titled "Manchurian Candidate" trying to destroy the USA
        "Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.

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