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Son's Allowance is now ZERO!!!
My son just walked into the living room and said . . .
"Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent out my room, throw all my clothes out the window, take my TV and stereo, my iPhone, my iPod and my laptop. Please take all of my belongings to the Salvation Army. Then sell my new car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don’t forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my brother.”
Well, he didn't put it quite like that, he actually said...
"Dad, I have decided to work for Barack Obama's re-election campaign."
"Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent out my room, throw all my clothes out the window, take my TV and stereo, my iPhone, my iPod and my laptop. Please take all of my belongings to the Salvation Army. Then sell my new car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don’t forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my brother.”
Well, he didn't put it quite like that, he actually said...
"Dad, I have decided to work for Barack Obama's re-election campaign."
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