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  • You think your job suxs........

    When you have a "I Hate My Job day"

    [Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days...]

    Try this out:

    Stop at your pharmacy and go to the Thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.

    Be very sure you get this brand.

    When you get home, lock your Doors, draw the curtains and
    Disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

    Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite
    Chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer.

    Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not
    become chipped or broken.

    Now the fun part begins.

    Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.

    You will notice that in small print there is this statement:

    "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson
    is personally tested and then sanitized."

    Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad
    I do not work in the Thermometer Quality Control Department at
    Johnson & Johnson."

    HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS!
    "Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.
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