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Science-I think they missed something!
Scientists say that the universe is made up of Electrons, Protons and Neutrons.
How could they forgot to mention Morons?
How could they forgot to mention Morons?
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"Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD. -
Scientists tend to disregard anything with an IQ under 70."I love this country, it's the government I'm afraid of!"
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The gravitational orbit of a Moron, is darting from the leftmost lane to an exit on I-10, via a linear run of 50 feet or less.At his baptism, Sam Houston was told his sins were washed away. He reportedly replied, “I pity the fish downstream.” - Nov. 19, 1854 - Independence, Texas
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And quarks and quacks!
I have my own idea about string theory too....I prefer braid.
Captain, Galveston County Blue Team Fish Killers
"Fishing Guide"-A person who contributes to the delinquency of a liar.Comment
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