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    Real notes written by parents in the Detroit school district.



    
1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please execute him.



    2. Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot.



    3. Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent on jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33.



    4. Please excuse gloria from jim today. She is administrating.



    5. Please excuse roland from p.e. for a few days.
Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.



    6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.



    7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.



    8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.



    9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.



    10. Please excuse ray friday from school. He has very loose vowels.



    11. Please excuse Lesli from being absent yesterday..
She had the shits.



    12. Please excuse tommy for being absent yesterday.
He had diarrhea, and his boots leak.



    13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.



    14. Please excuse jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.



    15. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because i don't know what size she wear.



    16. Please excuse jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it monday. We thought it was sunday.



    17.. Sally won't be in school a week from friday. We have to attend her funeral.



    18. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the marines.



    19. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday.
He had a cold and could not breed well.



    20. Please excuse mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.



    21. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.



    22. Please excuse brenda. She has been sick and under the doctor.



    23. Maryann was absent december 11-16, because she had a fever, sorethroat, headache and upset stomach.
Her sister was also sick, fever an sore throat,
her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over.
I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever.
There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.
    We are West End Anglers, a saltwater tribe!

  • #2
    After being in education in Texas for 30+ years, I have seen and heard plenty of these!!!! Good stuff!!! Thanks


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    • #3
      Funny and SAD.


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      • #4
        I bet everyone of the 'parents' voted for Obama. He done gives me the shits and gramps due to his administrating.
        "Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.

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        • #5
          I see no issue with #11...looks legit
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          • #6
            Its awlful dat them parents axe for executions with some much bad grammers.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Robalo View Post
              I bet everyone of the 'parents' voted for Obama. He done gives me the shits and gramps due to his administrating.
              HAR !
              GEORGE A. BRANARD, COLOR SERGEANT, CO. L, 1 ST TEXAS INFANTRY, HOOD'S TEXAS BRIGADE, C.S.A. : S.C.V.

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              • #8
                Please exkuse Plugger for not gowing to skool las weak as he was a feshin but he got no fesh agin .
                GEORGE A. BRANARD, COLOR SERGEANT, CO. L, 1 ST TEXAS INFANTRY, HOOD'S TEXAS BRIGADE, C.S.A. : S.C.V.

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