Vote for me!!!!!!!

[Termo]

I have decided to run for President of the United States. I am the nominee of the KEG Party (Keeping Everything Groovy.....alright, alright, alright).

I feel I have the qualifications required to be President.....I am an old white-haired grumpy lesbian with HUGE hands and everybody that has ever met me hates my guts. I intend to ask Plugger to be my VP....Our campaign motto will be "Two Wrongs Make a Right!!"

I promise to build a wall around the White House, cure cancer, end all wars, wipe out poverty and crime and defeat ISIS......not sure what I'll do on day two. I must be honest with the American people.....I just can't do everything I'd like because there are stupid people who just won't cooperate with me so I guess I'll never convince Houston TO GET A FREAKING FRANCHISE QUARTERBACK!!~!~!!!

TERMO/PLUGGER 2016!!!!

[JT]

i don't smoke weed; but if i can feel that good at 12:49 p.m. on an Easter Sunday I may start considering it.

[Root Canal]

TERMO/PLUGGER 2016!!!!

You have my vote.....HAR

[Old Salt]

TERMO/PLUGGER 2016!!!!

You have my vote.....HAR

X2

[dbarham]

i don't smoke weed; but if i can feel that good at 12:49 p.m. on an Easter Sunday I may start considering it.

Lmao

[Robalo]

I thought Bernie was running for the KEG party? No one over 30 likes him and Frats have keg parties usually every Thursday nite.

[boom]

Fill the wall around the white house with water and illegals and I might vote for you.