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I was traveling from El Paso, TX to Las Cruces, NM yesterday when a tire blew out. Checking my spare, I saw that it was also flat.
The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van. He yelled out the window, "Need a lift?" "Yes, I sure do," I replied. "You a Republican or Democrat," asked the old man. "Republican," I replied. "Well, you can just go to hell," yelled the old man as he sped off.
Pretty soon another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same question, "You a Republican or Democrat." Again, I gave the same answer, "Republican." The driver gave me the finger and drove off. I thought it over and decided that I should change my strategy, since this area is very political, with few Republicans.
The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a beautiful blonde. She smiled seductively and asked "You a Republican or Democrat." "Democrat!" I shouted. "Hop in!" replied the blonde.
Driving down the road, I couldn't help but stare at the gorgeous woman in the seat next to me, the wind blowing through her hair, perfect breasts and a short skirt that continued to ride higher and higher up her thighs. Finally, I yelled, "Please stop the car." She immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as the car stopped, I jumped out.
“What's the matter?" she asked. "I can't take it anymore," I replied. "I've only been a Democrat for five minutes and already I want to screw somebody."
The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van. He yelled out the window, "Need a lift?" "Yes, I sure do," I replied. "You a Republican or Democrat," asked the old man. "Republican," I replied. "Well, you can just go to hell," yelled the old man as he sped off.
Pretty soon another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same question, "You a Republican or Democrat." Again, I gave the same answer, "Republican." The driver gave me the finger and drove off. I thought it over and decided that I should change my strategy, since this area is very political, with few Republicans.
The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a beautiful blonde. She smiled seductively and asked "You a Republican or Democrat." "Democrat!" I shouted. "Hop in!" replied the blonde.
Driving down the road, I couldn't help but stare at the gorgeous woman in the seat next to me, the wind blowing through her hair, perfect breasts and a short skirt that continued to ride higher and higher up her thighs. Finally, I yelled, "Please stop the car." She immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as the car stopped, I jumped out.
“What's the matter?" she asked. "I can't take it anymore," I replied. "I've only been a Democrat for five minutes and already I want to screw somebody."
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