Math
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of shares in Delta Airlines one year
ago, you would have $49.00 today!
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would
have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year
ago, you would have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund,
you would have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink
heavily and recycle. It is called the 401-Keg plan.
And, as a bonus... a recent study found that the average American walks
about 900 miles a year. Another study found that on average Americans
drink 22 gallons of alcohol per year. That means that the average
American gets about 41 miles to the gallon!
Except Roballo, his probably calculates out closer to 5 mpg. lol
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of shares in Delta Airlines one year
ago, you would have $49.00 today!
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would
have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year
ago, you would have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund,
you would have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink
heavily and recycle. It is called the 401-Keg plan.
And, as a bonus... a recent study found that the average American walks
about 900 miles a year. Another study found that on average Americans
drink 22 gallons of alcohol per year. That means that the average
American gets about 41 miles to the gallon!
Except Roballo, his probably calculates out closer to 5 mpg. lol
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