If you had purchased $1,000. of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49 today.
If you had purchased $1,000. of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33 today.
If you had purchased $1,000. of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.
BUT, if you had purchased $1,000. worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer and turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg plan.
If you had purchased $1,000. of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33 today.
If you had purchased $1,000. of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.
BUT, if you had purchased $1,000. worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer and turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg plan.
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