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    Thumbup Letterman's Top Ten Reasons to Vote Democrat

    I don't know whether or not Letterman said this or not, but I find it does follow democrat line of reasoning/thought (don't care if true or not-but since it was on the internet it must be true of course)

    LETTERMAN'S TOP 10 REASONS TO VOTE DEMOCRAT

    #10. I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my German Shepherd (but going to have its nails trimmed before the Honeymoon).

    #9. I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon at 15% isn't.

    #8. I vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

    #7. I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

    #6. I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that gets police to your home in order to identify your body after a home invasion.

    #5. I vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.

    #4. I vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away Social Security from those who paid into it.

    #3. I vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrat Party sees fit.

    #2. I vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

    ... And, the #1 reason I vote Democrat is because I think it's better to pay $billions$ for oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher, or fish here in America. We don't care about the beetles, gophers, or fish in those other countries.



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    #11. I vote democrat because I like allowing perverts into bathrooms where little girls and women go.
    #12. I vote democrat because I like nominating an open gay man as the secretary of an armed forces branch AND allowing women to fight in combat roles.

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    You're supposed to be counting down JT


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    I vote democrat because of, well........Donald Trump. (sorry Jerry)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Termo View Post
    I vote democrat because of, well........Donald Trump. (sorry Jerry)
    I vote Republican because of, well.........the current POS POTUS in office, Hillary Cunton, Bill Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Maxine Waters, Sheila Jackson Lee, Jimmy "Dumbazz" Carter, Al Sharpton, Jesse "Am I your Daddy" Jackson, Quanell "Ralph" X, Welfare Mommas, Scumbags, Senator Charlie Rangel, Former Mayor Annus Porker, Lloyd Doggett, Bernie "Socialist" Sanders, Mayor Sylvester Turner, Abortion Barbie, Union BS,Loretta Lynch, Eric Holder, -geez, this list just keeps growing.......... (sorry Termo)
    "Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.

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    Don't forget General Nogag Reflex


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hogie70 View Post
    You're supposed to be counting down JT


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    Do I call it -1 and -2 then?

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    -3 I vote democrat because Termo thinks it's a good idea

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    I don't know how one can want the things on the list .... To perpetuate such harmful ideas . Yet , here we are . Venezuela ..... That is where all this is heading .
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    -4. I vote democrat because I like Hillarys new Muslim name...Seldom bin Layed.

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