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    Default 2020 Democratic Convention Schedule

    Monday July 20, 2020

    11:15 AM
    Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention.
    Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.

    2:30 PM
    Group Voter Registration for Undocumented Immigrants.

    4:00 PM
    Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
    Sponsored by CNN

    4:15 PM
    Address on "Being the Real You"
    Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP and
    Caitlyn Jenner

    4:30 PM
    "How to Bank $200 Million as a Public Servant and Claim to be Broke"
    Hillary Clinton

    4:45 PM
    “How to have a successful career without ever having a job, and still avoid paying taxes!”
    A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson

    5:00 PM
    Medals of Freedom presentation to Army deserter Bo Berghdal
    Baltimore Looters

    5:30 PM
    Invitation-only Autograph Session
    Souvenir photographs of Elizabeth Warren dressed in Native American clothing

    5:45 PM
    Tribute to All of the 57 States
    Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi

    6:00 PM
    General vote on praising Baltimore rioters, and on using the terminology "Alternative Shoppers" instead of "Looters"

    7:30 PM
    Announcement of VP Nominee - Stacy Abrams
    Former Ambassador to Libya, Chris Stevens, with a quick a post-mortem rebuttal

    8:30 PM
    The White House "Semantics Committee" Meeting
    General vote on re-branding "Muslim Terrorism" as "Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance"

    9:00 PM
    “Liberal Bias in Media – How we can make it work for you”
    Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times with Guest Speaker, Don Lemon

    9:15 PM
    Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters still incarcerated at GITMO
    by Michael Moore

    9:45 PM
    Personal Finance Seminar - "Businesses Don't Create Jobs"
    Hosted by speaker Barack Obama

    10:00 PM
    Group Condemnation of Bitter Gun Owners.

    10:30 PM
    Ceremonial “We Surrender” Waving of the White Flag

    11:00 PM
    Short film, "Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server While Serving in A Cabinet Post and How to Pretend It's No Big Deal"
    Hosted by Hillary Clinton

    11:30 PM
    Official Nomination of Kamala Harris
    Bill Maher and Chris Matthews

    12:00 Group apology for being white

    VOTE TRUMP! Damnn the Democrats and their socialism/communism. This is the U.S.A., not some Gadamnn Commie farking country-move there if ya vote dummycrat. Free sheeet my azz-only thing "free" is dying.
    "Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.

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    Hell dying ain't free neither...

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