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  • Obama can't decipher Bush's note

    After a President has been in office for 1 year it is customary for the last President to send a note to the new president.
    So when the note came from Bush to Obama, the President was somewhat troubled because it was written in code and all it said was:

    370H-SSV-0773H

    This troubled him as he had always heard from his peers how former president Bush was perceived to have been scholarly challenged.
    So he took the note to his wife. She was unable to decipher it.

    They called in the VP, and he was unable to decode the message. They called in the chief of staff and the head of Secret Service detail
    and they were unable to determine the meaning of the note.

    Next he called in the head of the Senate and Speaker of the House.. They both were mystified by the meaning of the coded message.

    Now there was complete panic in the Oval Office. They called all of their contacts in the media and sent copies of the note to all of them,
    and not one was able to come up with an answer. A special emergency meeting was called by the staff. All branches of the military,
    counter intelligence, CIA, FBI were called in, and the best minds were unable crack the code.

    After a sleepless night, a now humbled President Obama picked up the phone and called the former president
    and asked him the meaning of the note.

    George Bush chuckled and replied---" you're holding it upside down".
    "Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.

  • #2
    Thats funny!

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    • #3
      Good one Robalo!!!

      You had me turning my head upside down at the office.

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      • #4
        Very good!


        Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Flat Bottom
          Dang I was wrong all along. I never thought Bush was that smart!
          But seeing that he writes upside down, is that upside down dyslexia?
          So when he looks a Laura, what does he see?
          A classy former First Lady; whereas Obama sees a greedy beotch when he looks at Michelle regardless of whether she is standing on her head or her feet or horizontal. (they wanna be "paid" for Michelle being the First Lady-what a piece of trash).
          "Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.

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