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    President Obama has recently appointed a Golf Czar to insure that the game of golf is "fair" for everyone.

    Major rule changes in the game of golf will become effective January 2, 2013.

    This is only a preview as the complete rule book*(expect 2716 pages)*is being rewritten as we speak.

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    Here are a few of the changes:

    Golfers with handicaps:

    - Below 10 will have their green fees increased by 35%.

    - Between 11 and 18 will see no increase in green fees.

    - Above 18 will get a $20 check each time they play.

    The term "gimmie" will be changed to "entitlement" and will be used as follows:

    - Handicaps below 10, no entitlements.

    - Handicaps from 11 to 17, entitlements for putter length putts.

    - Handicaps above 18, if your ball is on the green, no need to putt, just pick it up.

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    These entitlements are intended to bring about fairness and, most importantly, equality in scoring.

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    In addition, a Player will be limited to a maximum of one birdie or six pars in any given 18-hole round.* Any excess must be given to those fellow players who have not yet scored a birdie or par.* Only after all players have received a birdie or par from the player actually making the birdie or par, can that player begin to count his pars and birdies again .

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    The current USGA handicap system will be used for the above purposes, but a "net score" will be available only for scoring those players with handicaps of 18 and above.* This is intended to "re-distribute" the success of winning by making sure that in all competitions every Player above an 18 handicap will post a "net score" against every other player's "gross score".

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    These new Rules are intended to*CHANGE*the game of golf.

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    Golf must be about Fairness.*It should have nothing to do with ability, hard work, practice, and responsibility*.

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    This is the "Right thing to do."

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    So, please remember; if you shot a round of golf under par,**you didn't shoot it by yourself*.* Someone else built that course, and someone else cut the grass so that you could play on it. Someone else built the clubs and the cart.

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    You need to share with everyone and anyone who made you a successful golfer.

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    Sent from my BlackBerry 9930 using Tapatalk
    "Shut up and jerk your croaker" - James Fox

  • #2
    Joke my Dad sent me

    That would be "par" for the course we are on.


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    • #3
      This makes sense!!
      "Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.

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      • #4
        I don't engage in golfing activities, I don't know what all these terms mean. But to be fair, ya'll need to include me.
        Give me lessons, all the equipment and pay the course fees, as I'm entitled.
        Ya'll need to waive these handicap requirements, as I'm disadvantaged.
        I demand a green jacket, whether I'm qualified or not.
        At his baptism, Sam Houston was told his sins were washed away. He reportedly replied, “I pity the fish downstream.” - Nov. 19, 1854 - Independence, Texas

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