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  • #1

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    "Negotiating with Obama is like playing chess with a pigeon.....the pigeon knocks over all the pieces, sheits on the board and then struts around like it won the game."

    --Vladimir Putin
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  • #2
    The results of Affirmative Action.
    "Nobody's so poor that democrats can't get rich screwing 'em."
    boom

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    • #3
      That is too funny, but so true.
      LIVIN THE SALT LIFE

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      • #4
        lmao!!!
        the fishing was good,it was the catching that was bad.

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        • #5
          It's funny, but it can't be attributed to Putin (though Putin probably thought it):

          Pigeon Chess
          http://www.snopes.com/politics/quotes/pigeonchess.asp
          Vladimir Putin described negotiating with Barack Obama as being like 'playing chess with a pigeon'?
          At his baptism, Sam Houston was told his sins were washed away. He reportedly replied, “I pity the fish downstream.” - Nov. 19, 1854 - Independence, Texas

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          • #6
            And snopes (whoever the **** they are) has no clue if he did say it.

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            • #7
              Life's hell when you're a closet-queen sausage stuffer, socialist, liar, crook and demagogue all rolled into one-and your 'wife' is more manly and a bigger beotch than you.
              "Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.

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              • #8
                Snopes this one.....

                Russians mock Obama with laser show | CNN
                http://www.cnn.com/video/data/2.0/video/world/2014/08/07/nr-russians-mock-obama-with-laser-show.cnn.html
                A racially charged laser show of Barack Obama eating a banana was projected on the U.S. Embassy in Moscow.
                "Nobody's so poor that democrats can't get rich screwing 'em."
                boom

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                • #9
                  Pretty embarrassing that the Russkies (and for that matter, Robalo) are right.
                  At his baptism, Sam Houston was told his sins were washed away. He reportedly replied, “I pity the fish downstream.” - Nov. 19, 1854 - Independence, Texas

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Oleander Kayaker View Post
                    Pretty embarrassing that the Russkies (and for that matter, JT and Robalo) are right.

                    FIFY!!!!
                    "Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by SUPER SPOOK View Post
                      lmao!!!
                      Lmao sweet


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