I am falling behind on my politics! I want the truth and I certainly don't want to have to resort to the Communist News Network.
468x80 Banner
Collapse
Announcement
Collapse
No announcement yet.
Wheres Robalo?
Collapse
X
-
While I was visiting with Hillary, I felt a hand on my knee, slowly moving closer to my crotch------at first I was about to say something like GTF away, then I figured, "Oh well, turn the lights out and think about Shaunia Twain" and then it happened--------------the lying b!tch reached for my wallet and tried to steal it. Bernie Sanders was watching and said it was part of the Democratic Party's plan to redistribute wealth as well as following his socialistic beliefs. I threw her to the floor and last I saw Bernie was walking towards her, unzipping his pants and saying something that sounded like "I'll teach this capitalistic lying pig how to really squeal like a pig and bark like a dog". At that point I ran to the nearest Republican HQ's, took a hot shower to wash the dirt off of me and laughed at the idea of a hot dog being thrown down a subway tunnel."Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.
Comment
-
Hey, I'm just glad I wasn't meeting with Bill Clinton. It'd be like eating a dozen fresh jalepeno's-my azz would be burning from diseases and likely his Secret Service Agents would hold me down while Bill violated me, and who knows, Hillary may want to tag team. I'm just damn glad I made it out of there before the Clinton's raped my wallet and my rear."Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.
Comment
Comment