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  • #1

    10/4/11-Tuesday

    Here is the breakdown of my morning trip:
    Gas in Truck-$30.00
    Gas in Boat-$35.00
    Drinks, Ice-$8.00
    Bait-$20.00
    Wind-15 to 20-PRICELESS!

    but..............

    thankful that I at least got to go-ALWAYS!

    I sent my resume in to all the Houston TV stations, the Chronicle, the Gal. Daily News and NOAA. Obviously, there is no experience or education needed to be a weatherman. I sent them the following forecast for the entire month of October for their consideration:
    Wind: 15-40 MPH
    Wind Direction: What difference does it make?
    Precipitation: 0"
    Beach and bay water clarity: Gin clear with 2 ounces of mud

    OK-I'll quit bitching now..........
    Captain, Galveston County Blue Team Fish Killers
    "Fishing Guide"-A person who contributes to the delinquency of a liar.
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    Everything God does is right, the trademark on all his work is Love. Psalm 145:17

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    • #3
      fishing aint cheap,add a case of beer and tackle to that list!
      the fishing was good,it was the catching that was bad.

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      • #4
        In the MORNING? Damn, SS you are bulletproof!
        Captain, Galveston County Blue Team Fish Killers
        "Fishing Guide"-A person who contributes to the delinquency of a liar.

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        • #5
          I'm at $500 a fish for the year......
          Glad you got out and wet a line!

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          • #6
            A case of beer is a must....Shiner bock or GTFO!!!! Ha ha.

            Nice weather predictions if this past summer was any indicator I'd say ur little job outlook is pretty promising!! LOL
            I set my hook like I am fishing for tuna even if I am fishing for trout. Call me tuna Joe!

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            • #7
              The Spook is right! You're not spending enough on beer!
              "Curmudgeon only pawn in game of life."


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              • #8
                x2 on the beer, but completely agree with your forecast !!!
                I dont always drink beer, but when i do , I prefer to be fishing !!!!!

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                • #9
                  Jeez, you got a Prius truck? $30 on gas-wanna trade for my Ford? (No "Gummint Motors" for me). $35 for bote gas-about 10 gallons-should be able to run 20 miles-only seems short on drinks/ice!! Beats working so even if ya ran outta beer, still better than my day!!

                  I prefer weather ladies-sorry.
                  "Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.

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