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| My Favorite Animal Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again. The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again. I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most. I told her - "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now... |
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KFC ? LolI dont always drink beer, but when i do , I prefer to be fishing !!!!!
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I like it!! Tell her Baby Fur Seal Blubber tastes yummy and ya get a nice, soft coat."Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.Comment
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LOL -- I almost choked on my spotted owl sandwich..
Shut up and FISH!!Comment
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LOL......Nice one!sigpic
Everything God does is right, the trademark on all his work is Love. Psalm 145:17Comment
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It's a classic!"Curmudgeon only pawn in game of life."
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Good one!!MANVEL MOB
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That made this whooping crane taste so much better!!!Tight Lines
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