I Got Crabs...

[Jhua]

...in the ice chest in my car awaiting my first shot at sheeps and drum this year. Report to come!

P.S- get your mind out of the gutter.

[Reef Drifter]

Between this and your post about jerking something ... I'm starting to wonder lol

[Gilbert]

yeah, I'm not sure about this guy. I know one thing, I'll never shake his hand.

[Ibtsoom]

I bet West Bay Crabber gave em to him!

[KennyWayne]

Pour sand and vodka on the area,,, They'll get drunk and have a rock-fight.

[Dawg]

Oh crap, I shook his hand once, now should I make a doctors appt. Lol
Good luck with the crabs, hope you have a good report for us.

[Curmudgeon]

Scary. Enuff said.

[reeltime]

I heard the cure is rubbing ProCure on the infected area.

[corndog]

Spray some Raid on em!! It will swell up and get red for a while but will kill them pesky boogers!!

[RonE]

Shave half of the infected area and light the other half on fire. When the crabs run out of the fire, stab then to death with an ice pick.

[Reef Drifter]

Your gonna need an ice pick, a razor , and a lighter , shave one side light the other when they run across use the ice pick !

[RedfishAssassin]

.....i really don't know if i should post a snappy come back or just sit in disbelief over the title, Jhua i would say a shot of good ol 'sillan would clear that up but...crabs? Try gasoline and a lighter.

[SUPER SPOOK]

.LOL

[mjh]

The sad thing about all the posts here on this thread is that everybody must have had a severe case of crabs at one time or another.

[Robalo]

You got crabs in the back of your car? I thought Lakeesha had gotten rid of them with RID? The lighter fluid and ice pick works or try RID Crab and Lice Spray. No need to thank me by shaking my hand.