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    I have extra's should any you dad's need one...
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    I'd use the "Can you help me clean my AR 15 that has Gen3 Night Vision and uses only FMJ rounds?" and also ask if he's ever castrated a calf and show him your Castrating Knife-which is of course very dull and rusty.
    "Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.

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    • #3
      Glad I had boys. Although I guess somebody's dad will make em fill one of these out one day.
      Shut up and FISH!!

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      • #4
        I need one!
        I LIVE IN A SMALL COMMUNITY WITH A LARGE PROBLEM AND A PROBLEM.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by reeltime View Post
          I need one!

          Reeltime your are too old to date baby trans daughter !! So quit asking for an application!!! Geez!
          Bacon Bacon Bacon!!!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Ibtsoom View Post
              Glad I had boys. Although I guess somebody's dad will make em fill one of these out one day.
              I hear ya!
              KEEP IT WET..

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              • #8
                Originally posted by corndog View Post
                Reeltime your are too old to date baby trans daughter !! So quit asking for an application!!! Geez!
                LMAO!!! Somebody hit corndog for me please!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Funk Shoal Brutha View Post
                  LMAO!!! Somebody hit corndog for me please!
                  I'm gonna hit him with a circle hook and mullet during the lutes tourney!
                  I LIVE IN A SMALL COMMUNITY WITH A LARGE PROBLEM AND A PROBLEM.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by corndog View Post
                    Reeltime your are too old to date baby trans daughter !! So quit asking for an application!!! Geez!
                    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

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                    • #11
                      This is great stuff!

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by corndog View Post
                        Reeltime your are too old to date baby trans daughter !! So quit asking for an application!!! Geez!
                        Priceless !!!!
                        "Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after" ~ Henry David Thoreau

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                        • #13
                          OK, Brad. Scan that to me please.
                          "Curmudgeon only pawn in game of life."


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                          • #14
                            Reeltime way too old!!!
                            MANVEL MOB

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by dbarham View Post
                              Reeltime way too old!!!
                              Older than Pepper!!
                              Bacon Bacon Bacon!!!

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