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    I am 17 and when i get out of school i want to look at becoming a guide and would like to no what it takes and if a local guide would like me to shadow them for a day or two on the water, p.m. me if so, or for any information.

  • #2
    You need to get a Captain's License (6-Pack)
    We are West End Anglers, a saltwater tribe!

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    • #3
      Tough work. getting up daily at 3-4 am, making sure boats ready, equipment is ready, etc., staying on fish every day, having potlickers tell everyone where ya go/went and them hitting your spots, all different sorts of clients from good folks to complete jerks. Little time for family/kids since hours are long and time is little. It is a tough, competitive career.
      "Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.

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      • #4
        Stay in School and become a PORN STAR...it pays better, the clients are better... just one rod required and you still come home smelling fishy!!! Plus who cares if someone else is hitting your spots...and yes, its a tough competitive career as well..

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Robalo View Post
          Tough work. getting up daily at 3-4 am, making sure boats ready, equipment is ready, etc., staying on fish every day, having potlickers tell everyone where ya go/went and them hitting your spots, all different sorts of clients from good folks to complete jerks. Little time for family/kids since hours are long and time is little. It is a tough, competitive career.
          Don't forget to entertain clients till 11pm.. cause remember, they are there to party and have a good time not see you go to bed at 8pm.

          Guides don't get enough respect for what they really do. Hats off to all guides on all bodies of water.

          With all that being said spend every last minute learning everything you can about the fish and the food they eat, and learn everything you can about providing customer service and being with people so they are both entertained and know you did everything you could to put them on fish. You're gonna have to learn to read people to do that, some parties won't want to learn anything and they just want to drink and fish and tell jokes, others will want to learn everything you teach them, and won't care for the jokes you've got to decide who is who and provide what they want. ... and no, i'm not a guide... I do fish porn.

          If it makes you happy, do it.
          TroutSupport.comsigpic

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          • #6
            Originally posted by TroutSupport View Post
            If it makes you happy, do it.
            Words of wisdom that are the same ones Jerry Sandusky lived by!!
            "Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.

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            • #7
              Join ProjectVote (the new ACORN), go out and promise folks scamming welfare that they will be better off and should vote for you when you run for Political Office, take bribes, lie, cheat, steal and someday you can be POTUS!!!! Beats the helloutta being a guide.
              "Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Sneekypete View Post
                Stay in School and become a PORN STAR...it pays better, the clients are better... just one rod required and you still come home smelling fishy!!! Plus who cares if someone else is hitting your spots...and yes, its a tough competitive career as well..
                you got that right! lol
                the fishing was good,it was the catching that was bad.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Sneekypete View Post
                  Stay in School and become a PORN STAR...it pays better, the clients are better... just one rod required and you still come home smelling fishy!!! Plus who cares if someone else is hitting your spots...and yes, its a tough competitive career as well..

                  best answer ever

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                  • #10
                    I say follow your dream...but stay in school and get a primary gig first. You don't necessarily have to do whatever your degree is in, but to have that as a back up sure would come in handy when your tired of the other. Journalism, business, biology, or any course at Texas A&M Galveston could help back up your guiding career...and make you more of a success!
                    Don't be a Nancy!
                    If it smells like fish....you know I've been there!

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                    • #11
                      Very few guides make a full time living guiding...

                      So work on the education thing first so you have a main source of income as over the course of a few years you can build a clientel and get nice things like a boat

                      Do what you love... But guiding is not just taking guys fishing...

                      You have to be a mechanic, a teacher, and someone who can go on little sleep.....and don't forget you have to know how to fish in bad conditions and find fish when no one else can
                      FISH CONTROL MY BRAIN

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                      • #12
                        Go work at Bay Flats Lodge. He pay's $100k yr.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Gilbert View Post
                          Go work at Bay Flats Lodge. He pay's $100k yr.
                          sweet!
                          MANVEL MOB

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Gilbert View Post
                            Go work at Bay Flats Lodge. He pay's $100k yr.
                            Do I have to pay taxes?
                            Don't be a Nancy!
                            If it smells like fish....you know I've been there!

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by FlatoutFishin View Post
                              Do I have to pay taxes?
                              not when you take me for free.
                              MANVEL MOB

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