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At his baptism, Sam Houston was told his sins were washed away. He reportedly replied, “I pity the fish downstream.” - Nov. 19, 1854 - Independence, Texas
Do as JT does-Fish Nekkid. he always has bait-a finger mullet.
"Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.
Do as JT does-Fish Nekkid. he always has bait-a finger mullet.
Oh man I almost ended up in jail that way. I was fishing out on the second bar and the GW was checking for licenses. So I come out and hand my license from my pile on gear on the beach and he says "Boy, where's yer britches?"
So I look down and says "Oh no, not again!"
Kinda looked at me funny, and since I was popping open a can of beer and showing him my cooler of fish, say "Better put on yer britches, boy."
About then the County constables come down the beach. I guess I kinda got nervous and ran into the water to hide my backside and do some more fishing. Bad move, Sammie. So they "talked" me into the beach and said I had one more chance to put on my britches before getting a ride downtown.
Which I did.
But what happened before I finally fessed up and walked back to the dry sand was very, very bad. A school of pinfish or something started attacking my "mullet bait" and I was getting tore up. So I came running out of the water holding onto my you-know-what, obviously in pain, and these ole boys are laughing their heads off.
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