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    A redneck with a bucket full of live fish, was approached recently by a game warden in Texas as he started to drive his boat away from a lake. The game warden asked the man, "May I see your fishing license please?" "Naw, sir," replied the redneck. "I don't need none of them there papers. These here are my pet fish."
    "Pet fish!?!?"
    "Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o'mine down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then when I whistle, they swim right back into my net and I take 'em home."
    "What a line of baloney....you're under arrest."
    The redneck said, "It's the truth, Mr. Gov'ment man. I'll show ya!
    We do this all the time!!"
    "WE do, now, do WE?" smirked the warden. "PROVE it!"
    The redneck released the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After a few minutes, the warden said, "Well?"
    "Well, WHUT?" said the redneck.
    The warden asked, "When are you going to call em back?"
    "Call who back?"
    "The FISH," replied the warden!
    "Whut fish?" asked the redneck.

    Don't condone fishing w/o a license, just thought it was pretty funny.
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  • #2
    I love that joke.
    "Curmudgeon only pawn in game of life."


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    • #3
      Lmao... I would love to have them crappie.
      KEEP IT WET..

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      • #4
        Dat ain't no redneck joke, dat's a Boudreaux and Thibodeaux joke gone all wrong.

        Here's one. What's the difference between a coonarse and a horse's arse? Scroll down



























































































        Da SABINE RIVER!
        From 1970-1997, true heaven on Earth existed on the banks of Bayou Cook. "Hey Dad, Thanks for buying the Camp."

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        • #5
          Now now Sandy. You need to remember where you live now!

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          • #6
            That would be the rio grande Sandy cmon!!
            MANVEL MOB

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            • #7
              That was my grandfather's favorite joke. Born Freeport, TX 1914. Died Thibodeaux, La. 1976.
              From 1970-1997, true heaven on Earth existed on the banks of Bayou Cook. "Hey Dad, Thanks for buying the Camp."

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              • #8
                Settem free!
                West Bay Sensai...

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                • #9
                  Nice... whut fish mr. govmt man...lol
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