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    Six Basic Rules For Good Health - Joke

    Six Basic Rules For Good Health

    1.    F***ing once a week is good for your health, every day is even better.
    2.    F***ing gives proper relaxation for your mind & body.
    3.    F***ing refreshes you.
    4.    After F***ing don't eat too much ... Go for more liquids.
    5.    F***ing can even reduce your cholesterol level !!!
    SO .... REMEMBER ...











    6.    FISHING is good for your health and soul ...
    And may the Good Lord cleanse your Filthy Mind !!!


    "I love this country, it's the government I'm afraid of!"

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  • #2
    HA!
    Shut up and FISH!!

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    • #3
      Six Basic Rules For Good Health - Joke

      Good one!


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      • #4
        Six Basic Rules For Good Health - Joke

        Great!
        "Curmudgeon only pawn in game of life."


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        • #5
          You forgot the DON'T GET MARRIED part.
          West End Anglers - You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Moonpie View Post
            You forgot the DON'T GET MARRIED part.
            To each his own, but I've been married 34 years to the same woman...and she loves F***ing!
            "I love this country, it's the government I'm afraid of!"

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            • #7
              Six Basic Rules For Good Health - Joke

              Originally posted by FishNette View Post
              To each his own, but I've been married 34 years to the same woman...and she loves F***ing!
              I'm with you FishNette! I only wish mine liked f***ing even more!
              "Curmudgeon only pawn in game of life."


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              • #8
                Great one, that was funny. Thanks for sharing.
                LIVIN THE SALT LIFE

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                • #9
                  Just remember the THREE "F"s.
                  "Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.

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                  • #10
                    I should feel ashamed for what I was thinking...I'll have to share that one with the wife!

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                    • #11
                      To funny. Good one. Lord Bless.
                      robert
                      And all things, whatsoever you shall ask in prayer, BELIEVING, YE shall receive. Mathew 21:22.

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