fishging or women

[Team Reel Pimp]

I love fishing more than my girlfriend. I wish I could just marry my boat. Do you think people would look at me weird?? Talk about problems..

[Team Reel Pimp]

This is what happens when you work with gulfcoast13 and you forget to log out 😂😂😂

[WestEndAngler]

LMAO

[Hogie70]

Too funny


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[Texascoonass]

Hmmmm, Looks like girlfriend saw post and now its time for crawfish'n...

[Hogie70]

No he's just a slow learner.


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[Old Salt]

So that's what is wrong with Gulfcoast 13!!! I've always wondered... [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]


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[Milkjug]

Was gonna make a lewd comment involving rod holders but I decided to pass on it.

[Curmudgeon]

Lmao!

[plugger]

Well , you know your priorities .

[Team Reel Pimp]

Well , you know your priorities .

Seeeee he knows what's up!

[Robalo]

GF vs Bote:

1. GF costs wayyy more $$ than your typical bay bote.
2. Bote may break down, but you can always BUY a new one. Unless GF is a hooker, she aint gonna let you buy a new one w/o first killing you or your car, job and burn down your house and call PoPo.
3. GF breaks down and holy hell breaks loose-likely your stuff on sidewalk, car painted with spray paint, dog sent walking, PoPo called and fake charges made against you-and all you did was be 1 hour late from having a few beers with your buddy that was in town from Alaska.
4. Bote just quits working-call Bryan Evans at Boatworx and in a few days, good as new. GF quits working, you're screwed-bank account will be empty, closets will suddenly be full of new purses, shoes and clothes and when you say "Why ya spending all my money on new clothes when ya aint even got a job?" she'll say "I need these in case I find a new job, then she bursts out in tears, says you are mean by throwing the 'outta work' thing in her face."
5. GF threatens to cut you off from sex-you look her square in the eyes and say "Ya can't because ya don't know where I'm getting it." Next your stuff is burning in charcoal grill and smell gasoline inside house. Bote would never cut you off, it may cut someone else's drift off but never yours.


Bote WINS!!!!

[Team Reel Pimp]

Hahahahaha post of the year right there 👐👐👐

[Hogie70]

GF vs Bote:

1. GF costs wayyy more $$ than your typical bay bote.
2. Bote may break down, but you can always BUY a new one. Unless GF is a hooker, she aint gonna let you buy a new one w/o first killing you or your car, job and burn down your house and call PoPo.
3. GF breaks down and holy hell breaks loose-likely your stuff on sidewalk, car painted with spray paint, dog sent walking, PoPo called and fake charges made against you-and all you did was be 1 hour late from having a few beers with your buddy that was in town from Alaska.
4. Bote just quits working-call Bryan Evans at Boatworx and in a few days, good as new. GF quits working, you're screwed-bank account will be empty, closets will suddenly be full of new purses, shoes and clothes and when you say "Why ya spending all my money on new clothes when ya aint even got a job?" she'll say "I need these in case I find a new job, then she bursts out in tears, says you are mean by throwing the 'outta work' thing in her face."
5. GF threatens to cut you off from sex-you look her square in the eyes and say "Ya can't because ya don't know where I'm getting it." Next your stuff is burning in charcoal grill and smell gasoline inside house. Bote would never cut you off, it may cut someone else's drift off but never yours.


Bote WINS!!!!

This is the words of wisdom right here young men. And experience, and a single bote owner looking for companionship. Lmao too funny!


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[JT]

This is the words of wisdom right here young men. And experience, and a single bote owner looking for companionship. Lmao too funny!


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Agree. this is more oriental sage type advise coming from the master thats been around the block a number of times.

Great wisdom Jerry.