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The Island is expected to entertain 5X the population (tourists and visitors) this weekend. That means approx. 250,000 extra people on the Island, a lot of whom will be family and welcome friends for you locals. The remainder (especially you west-enders) will have to put up with drunk and obnoxious jet skiers, potlickers, crowded ramps and drunk booze-cruisers while fishing.
It is for this reason I am offering a Galveston Getaway Vacation Package for only $500.00. This package does not GET you to Galveston, it GETS YOU OUT OF GALVESTON!
Details include:
Round trip transportation in your own vehicle to my house on the mainland
3 days and 2 nights accommodations in the shed behind my house
breakfast, lunch and dinner at a local restaurant of your choosing, at your expense
free dominoes, hearts or poker on the back porch in the evenings-BYOB.
Sign up soon......there is limited space and after a day of staying in Galveston this weekend, I expect you locals will be ready to pay twice that much for this package.
I'll pray for the rest of you!
It is for this reason I am offering a Galveston Getaway Vacation Package for only $500.00. This package does not GET you to Galveston, it GETS YOU OUT OF GALVESTON!
Details include:
Round trip transportation in your own vehicle to my house on the mainland
3 days and 2 nights accommodations in the shed behind my house
breakfast, lunch and dinner at a local restaurant of your choosing, at your expense
free dominoes, hearts or poker on the back porch in the evenings-BYOB.
Sign up soon......there is limited space and after a day of staying in Galveston this weekend, I expect you locals will be ready to pay twice that much for this package.
I'll pray for the rest of you!
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