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  • Bass Fishing with Jack

    I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out
    of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are
    good bass bait.

    Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his
    mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it
    in my bait bucket.

    Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting
    bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little
    whiskey in its mouth.

    His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the
    lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

    A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that
    same snake with two frogs in his mouth.

    Life is good!
    "Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.

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    Originally posted by Robalo View Post
    I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out
    of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are
    good bass bait.

    Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his
    mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it
    in my bait bucket.

    Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting
    bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little
    whiskey in its mouth.

    His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the
    lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

    A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that
    same snake with two frogs in his mouth.

    Life is good!
    MANVEL MOB

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    • #3
      LMAO.
      I LIVE IN A SMALL COMMUNITY WITH A LARGE PROBLEM AND A PROBLEM.

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      • #4
        I believe this to be true.........had it happen to me once if I remember correctly....
        " What's good for me ain't necessarily good for the weak minded ."
        Captain Augustus McCrae

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