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  • #1

    Homeless guy

    I'd just come out of a Bucee's with a roasted chicken, french fries, large chips, and a 12 pack of beer.

    A poor homeless man sat there and said "I've not eaten for two days".

    I told him "I wish I had your gaddurn will power".
    "Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.
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  • #2
    that is not right. I thought you were going to say... I gave him some beer
    LIVIN THE SALT LIFE

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    • #3
      LOL!!
      Shut up and FISH!!

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      • #4
        Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!
        West End Anglers - You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Explorer21 View Post
          that is not right. I thought you were going to say... I gave him some beer
          X2

          Jerry man you could have spared a fry or two......
          Pro Staff - Bounty Hunter Turbo Buzz, Creme Lures, New Pro Products, & K9 Fishing Fluorocarbon

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          • #6
            Thats bad!
            10x spelling bee champ ...... For a full report go to DEANOKNOWS.COM

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            • #7
              Pretty harsh but funny at the same time!!!
              Bacon Bacon Bacon!!!

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              • #8
                BWAH! That is too funny. Am going to go to hell with you for laughing?

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                • #9
                  LMAO... Good Job... He wasn't hungry enough or he would be inside filling out a farkin application for buc-ees... Feed him fish heads... I mean that in the nicest way possible...
                  We are West End Anglers, a saltwater tribe!

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                  • #10
                    Should have giving him some string and hook! and location to the honey hole.
                    Popper in the morning Popper in the evening

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                    • #11
                      Pop Fly:

                      I told him where Shell Island was but said he better get there before sunrise .............
                      "Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.

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                      • #12
                        That's sum funny sheet right there Jerry.
                        I LIVE IN A SMALL COMMUNITY WITH A LARGE PROBLEM AND A PROBLEM.

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                        • #13
                          Just what the doctor ordered, (great laugh)by the way great way to end the work week for me. thanks! By the way do you know if he has eaten yet?
                          A Living Legend

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