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Father and Son Sharks.....

September 9, 2010, 09:44 AM

Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship. "Follow me son," the father shark said to the son shark, and they swam toward the mass of people. "First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did. "Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fin showing." And they did. "Now we eat everybody." And they did. When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?" His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the crap inside!"

"Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.
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September 9, 2010, 09:45 AM

LOL!! That is a good one to start the day.

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September 9, 2010, 09:47 AM

10x spelling bee champ ...... For a full report go to DEANOKNOWS.COM
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September 9, 2010, 09:48 AM

Good stuff +rep!

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September 9, 2010, 10:11 AM

Purging

From 1970-1997, true heaven on Earth existed on the banks of Bayou Cook. "Hey Dad, Thanks for buying the Camp."
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September 9, 2010, 10:58 AM

LOL,good one

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September 9, 2010, 11:03 AM

That too funny!
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September 9, 2010, 12:12 PM

made my day.

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September 9, 2010, 01:25 PM

LOL!

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September 9, 2010, 01:43 PM

Originally posted by coachlaw View Post

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Good carp, I mean crap.

At his baptism, Sam Houston was told his sins were washed away. He reportedly replied, “I pity the fish downstream.” - Nov. 19, 1854 - Independence, Texas
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September 9, 2010, 06:43 PM

Great joke Jerry!

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September 11, 2010, 08:37 AM

Har !!

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