I have decided to run for President of the United States. I am the nominee of the KEG Party (Keeping Everything Groovy.....alright, alright, alright).
I feel I have the qualifications required to be President.....I am an old white-haired grumpy lesbian with HUGE hands and everybody that has ever met me hates my guts. I intend to ask Plugger to be my VP....Our campaign motto will be "Two Wrongs Make a Right!!"
I promise to build a wall around the White House, cure cancer, end all wars, wipe out poverty and crime and defeat ISIS......not sure what I'll do on day two. I must be honest with the American people.....I just can't do everything I'd like because there are stupid people who just won't cooperate with me so I guess I'll never convince Houston TO GET A FREAKING FRANCHISE QUARTERBACK!!~!~!!!
TERMO/PLUGGER 2016!!!!
I feel I have the qualifications required to be President.....I am an old white-haired grumpy lesbian with HUGE hands and everybody that has ever met me hates my guts. I intend to ask Plugger to be my VP....Our campaign motto will be "Two Wrongs Make a Right!!"
I promise to build a wall around the White House, cure cancer, end all wars, wipe out poverty and crime and defeat ISIS......not sure what I'll do on day two. I must be honest with the American people.....I just can't do everything I'd like because there are stupid people who just won't cooperate with me so I guess I'll never convince Houston TO GET A FREAKING FRANCHISE QUARTERBACK!!~!~!!!
TERMO/PLUGGER 2016!!!!
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