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Wife left to go to the mother of all garage sales, and left me with the kids. THat's when trouble started.
Bathed the 2 year old, and was reading him a story when the 6 year old girl comes busting in. She informs me that she tripped over the dog and he bit his tounge. She said blood was going everywhere. Peanut followed shortly. When I got a hold of him, his face was splattered with blood and he looked like he had been eating a fresh kill somewhere nearby! Wow!
Threw him in the tub, and the 2 year old makes a break for and runs downstairs. 6 year old can't find a rag so i pick the dripping dog up and run him out back. drip drip drip drip. maybe carpet was a bad idea.
Anyway, i put him out and got him some water then rounded up short man and put him to bed. of course when i checked on the dog, his water bowl looked like the aftermath of a shark attack.
I texted my wife, and she replies that she had a preminition when she left that somebody was going to fall and there was blood everywhere. Don't mess with that woman! She has powers the we cannot explain.
Here is the victim's photo, during happier times.
Good news is that the bleeding has almost stopped, and I didn't lose either kid. Yet.
Bathed the 2 year old, and was reading him a story when the 6 year old girl comes busting in. She informs me that she tripped over the dog and he bit his tounge. She said blood was going everywhere. Peanut followed shortly. When I got a hold of him, his face was splattered with blood and he looked like he had been eating a fresh kill somewhere nearby! Wow!
Threw him in the tub, and the 2 year old makes a break for and runs downstairs. 6 year old can't find a rag so i pick the dripping dog up and run him out back. drip drip drip drip. maybe carpet was a bad idea.
Anyway, i put him out and got him some water then rounded up short man and put him to bed. of course when i checked on the dog, his water bowl looked like the aftermath of a shark attack.
I texted my wife, and she replies that she had a preminition when she left that somebody was going to fall and there was blood everywhere. Don't mess with that woman! She has powers the we cannot explain.
Here is the victim's photo, during happier times.
Good news is that the bleeding has almost stopped, and I didn't lose either kid. Yet.
LIVIN THE SALT LIFE 
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